- Mon, 12:01: Me: Ooh water! Brother: It has goldfish in it. Me: *pauses, for just a moment* https://t.co/XTdcMEVYcO
- Mon, 13:01: Cheeto plant https://t.co/bX0Sv1btfv
- Mon, 14:39: wine https://t.co/jmSM0oj9zM
- Mon, 15:14: welp. https://t.co/gerDjtCXV7
- Mon, 17:32: My first time trying In N Out. Verdict: contrary to what some have claimed, it is NOT better than Five Guys. Still… https://t.co/wBXrC1bZ8L
- Mon, 22:50: Brother: We're eating dinner here? It looks like a tattoo parlor. See, it says "tattooria!" Me: um that's TRATTORIA.
- Mon, 23:08: Dad: It says it's specifically North Italian cuisine! That means lots of tomatoes right? Brother: I think I'll get the no-kee. 😑
- Tue, 00:04: This might be one of the weirdest tweets I've seen him make. https://t.co/EUHdViPwX8